apology, coffee, and parties

deidre must apologize. she didn’t even think about how yesterday's post would make bella feel and that was wrong. deidre loves bella very much and knows that this girl is lucky to be able to still have such a wonderful person in her life. d’s terribly sorry for hurting her even more than she was already hurting.

Between talking with Master, vomiting up all of that emotional crap onto LJ yesterday, and chatting a little with bella, deidre is feeling an amazing amount better though.


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deidre’s had her new coffee maker for a few days now (thanks to slavemasterd) and it is an awesome little machine. deidre hasn’t yet used the timer function on it, but it has upgrades and features on it that her last one didn’t. For instance, it makes more coffee at one time which is great because deidre drinks a lot of it during the day. In Master’s eyes caffeine is a much more acceptable addiction than this girl’s former nicotine habit.

It also talks. Sort of. When the pot is done brewing it beeps 5 times to let deidre know. When the machine gets tired of being on, it beeps twice and turns itself off. It has a charcoal filter in it to filter out the chlorine and other toxins that the water company puts in it. It looks awesome with it’s stainless steel body with black accents. Hell, even Master likes it enough that He’s actually been having a cup or two here and there. Of course, He likes His with a few spoonfuls of Nestle Quick mixed in. Sometimes Master is just too cute. Shhh…don’t tell Him deidre said so though. He likes to maintain His Domly image.


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deidre’s written about her neighbors before. There are B&G right next door. He, G, is wonderful, very handy, and incredibly smart when it comes to making, building and fixing things no matter what it is. She. B, has several mental and intelligence issues including schizophrenia and what might be the early stages of Alzheimers. She is also the neighborhood gossip. She likes to watch out her window and never misses anything. They both have a rural southern sort of accent. Not the southern belle type. It’s more of a backwoods hick type.

Then we have J&A. deidre doesn’t know a whole lot about him, J, except what she’s heard from A. Nothing that she’s heard from A about J is good and deidre hates to judge people based on anything but what she learns from the person themselves. deidre does know that both J. and A. drink. A lot. A. is the person who wouldn’t stop calling deidre at all hours of the night the last time Master was gone. They each have one of those loud New Jersey accents.

Last we have K&O who are wonderful! They’re snowbirds though so they are only here for part of the year. K&O are the people who were kind enough to bring deidre coffee the morning after the coffee machine massacre. They’re from Canada so they have that Northern/Canadian accent.

Now that deidre’s described her neighbors to you she can get into the real story she wants to tell. Wednesday afternoon B&G returned from their Thanksgiving trip to Texas. Later that afternoon Master got a call from K&O saying, “Did you know that B thinks you are throwing a party for her birthday?” Well, no. Master didn’t know this and was a little confused. Shortly after that, B&G called wanting to know what time they should be here Friday night for the party, and to let Him know that they’d invited J&A.

So now, both sets of deidre’s crazy neighbors are coming over for a party that neither deidre nor Master knew was being thrown in His home. Master can’t back out of it because then He looks like some kind of asshole so He made sure that K&O would be coming too to sort of balance out the number of those who are sane.

Yesterday morning We/we went to the grocery store to pick up a cake, some snack making supplies, the card, balloons etc necessary for a party. We/we left to go there just a few moments after deidre finished writing that post from yesterday. Normally a trip to the grocery store sucks, but apparently somewhere around aisle 4 deidre started to focus on how much she loves party planning and started to feel better. By the time she was in the baking aisle she was feeling almost 100% again. What really helped the most was picking out the balloons.

deidre found the best balloons ever! They are supposed to be worms, but before they are blown up they look a bit like long skinny ribbed-for-her-pleasure condoms. deidre had to buy them, and yes, they are awesome. Evidently it doesn’t take a whole lot to make deidre happy.

Back to the story. Once We/we were home deidre started setting up meat trays, cheese trays, veggie trays, making up dips and drinks, lighting candles and blowing up balloons. By the time 5:30 came around everything was ready.

The food was good, the drinks were good, the company was…well…it was company. J&A drank almost an entire bottle of alcohol just between the two of them. A actually walked into one of the big sliding glass doors. They were loud an obnoxious like they always are. Everyone told funny stories about their pets. deidre’s cats by the way couldn’t stand either set of crazy neighbors, but loved the Canadians, so it’s not just deidre being mean.

In the end B enjoyed the party that Master was suckered into having for her. Finally by about 9:30 everyone was gone. The fridge is full of yummy stuff and Our/our life returns to normal. Master swears that He is never, ever doing anything again for B. There will be no more parties, no dinners, nothing. You know what? That is more than ok with deidre.


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This coming Monday deidre will only be taking part of the day off instead of the entire day like normal. One of her other finds at the store yesterday were giant candy canes. They’re nice and thick and about 10 inches long without the crook. deidre picked up 3 of them so that she can have some Holiday photos taken with them pushed deep inside her little ass and cunt. If they turn out deidre will post a few. she’s warning you now though to only look if you won’t find the site of deidre’s smooth shaven pierced pussy full of fat sticks of pepperminty goodness offensive ;)