If deidre was...

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be...a kiwi
2.- If I were a color I'd be... deep dark purple
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... black panther
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... coffee maker
5.- If I were a book I'd be... Worm Story
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be...a really fun looking well worn/loved sock
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be...emerald
8.- If I were an object I'd be... Master’s pocked knife
9.- If I were a car I'd be... a forest green Dodge Ram 2500 extended cab long bed with leather interior and a kick ass sound system
10.- If I were an element I'd be... water
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... a Weeping Higan Cherry Tree
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... hot chocolate with extra whipped cream
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be...Pumpkin Pie
14.- If I were a person I'd be...uh…deidre
15.- If I were a planet I'd be...Mercury
16.- If I were an insect I'd be...a lady bug
17.- If I were public transport I'd be...a trolly
18.- If I were a song I'd be...Moonlight Sonata
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... The Piano
20.- If I were a season I'd be... Autumn
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... baby’s breath
22.- If I were a job I'd be... a phone sex op
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... The Smurfs
24.- If I were a place I'd be... StoneHenge
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... handmade
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... a happy thought
27.- If I were a city I'd be... a small French village
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... sound
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Dark Cloud
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... Candy Corn or Jelly Bellys
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... Dusk
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... a realistic deidre doll?
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be... the curve of a woman’s ass, or a man’s palm
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Wales
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... white chocolate mint
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... swimming
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... October hay bales mixed with apple cider
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... human sexuality
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... cherished on the mantle
40.- If I were a building I'd be... a secret sound proofed underground bunker
41.- If I were a month I'd be...October
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be...Xerius
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be...sour gummy worm
45.- If I were a toy I'd be...a giant Eeyore!
46.- If I were a textile I'd be...raw silk or flannel
47.- If I were a shape I'd be...a small dot
48.- If I were an answer I'd be...blowing in the wind
49.- If I were a common licorice I'd be...red twist
50.- If I were a word I'd be...inexpressable