The Demon Neighbors of deidre's Street

deidre is being stalked and harassed by her crazy neighbors! Crazy neighbor number 1, A, started calling just a few hours after Master left for Atlanta. deidre talked with her the first 2 times, but her calls lasted over an hour each. If deidre’s on the phone with A, she can’t be available for phone sex calls. deidre made this fairly clear to A. There’s only one line into this house because most other calls take place with Master’s cell phone.

After Alice’s third call, which was at three o’clock in the morning, deidre decided that she was going to set up the NiteFlirt Call Monitor so that it would notify her of any incoming calls and screen the rest. deidre now has 26 messages on her machine. 26 times she’s been called, and that doesn’t include the calls after the first few days when A calls, lets it ring 3 times and hangs up before the machine kicks on.

deidre’s trying to work here people!! Go away.

Yesterday, crazy neighbor number 2, B, started in. B’s husband has left to go up to his property in Northern Florida and B is lonely. So, the way it probably happened is that B called A and they chatted about deidre not answering the phone. Hmmm…is deidre avoiding A? Perhaps B should try calling and see what happens. So, now deidre is getting calls throughout the day from both A and B and nobody is leaving messages. They are driving her crazy.

This morning B decided to come knock on the door. It actually took her over 5 minutes to realize no one was going to answer. Then she had the audacity to peek in through the front door, which is made of large stained glass windows. She was actually peeking into Master’s house!

What is up with these people? It’s not like they can possibly be worried that something is wrong with deidre. she’s left and come back once or twice, she’s taken the garbage can out to the curb, she’s walked the dog regularly. They are just pestering her to the point where deidre doesn’t even want to go outside because she’s afraid that they are going to accost her.

deidre has nothing in common with these women except that we all happen to live on the same street. They are both in their 60's, maybe 70's. A is an alcoholic who likes to scream at her husband. B literally does have some psychological issues. The two of them are the neighborhood gossips. Nothing happens, no one leaves or says anything outside of their homes without one of these 2 women somehow knowing about it, then they tell each other and pick-a-little talk-a-little.

The weird thing is that neither of these ladies behaves as if there is anything more than neighborly friendliness between us when Master is here, but the moment He leaves deidre suddenly becomes their best friend.

OK guess the rant is done. Hopefully Master will be returning tomorrow and deidre will be going with Him on His next few trips so she doesn’t have to worry about A or B until probably January…that is if she manages to survive the next 24 hours with nothing between herself and the two demon neighbors of deidre’s street but these measly walls.

In other news ~ powdered hazelnut creamer is *almost* as good as the liquid kind and it's much less tempting to just drink it all down without the coffee.