101 Things about deidre

101 Things about deidre

1. deidre is a Virgo and has most of the tendencies that go along with being one
2. deidre is afraid of getting lost in a crowd
3. deidre hates shopping
4. unless it’s on the internet
5. she thinks regret is a useless emotion
6. she loves deeply
7. sings badly
8. cooks deliciously
9. deidre is not a masochist
10. but she loves to suffer for Master
11. one day she will be a published novelist
12. she is a published and award winning poet
13. deidre sometimes masturbates to things she has read in blogs
14. deidre loves calamari
15. especially the tentacles
16. deidre lived the first almost 25 years of her life in California
17. deidre has never seen the Atlantic Ocean in person
18. deidre has attempted to masturbate a cat (for medical purposes)
19. deidre’s favorite color is dark purple
20. realistic scary movies really do scare her
21. there are people whose every word deidre hangs on
22. deidre loves to make up random French words and phrases
23. If she could be any animal be would be a black panther
24. or a dolphin
25. if the animal was a fantasy animal she would be a winged unicorn
26. or a mermaid
27. deidre has had dreams that have come true
28. she wishes they hadn’t
29. right now she is avoiding folding laundry
30. she hates housework
31. deidre has said “screw the coffee” and drank hazelnut coffee mate strait from the container
32. she loves mustard sandwiches
33. deidre can’t stand for people to touch her feet (no, not even Master)
34. this girl has a National Geographic collection that goes back to 1917
35. she also collects fairies
36. and Eeyores
37. Master doesn’t let her collect anything else
38. deidre thinks her cats would make the coolest people
39. she plans on being in every state at least once. So far she is only up to 18 out of 50
40. deidre wants to spend a year camping around Ireland, Wales and Scotland
41. when deidre was young she used to secretly dream of winning a gold Olympic metal for the 200 meter butterfly
42. deidre has a whole sister, a half sister, a step sister and a step brother
43. deidre isn’t even half way done and she is running out of things to say. Here’s when the extreme free association starts.
44. this girl has shoved crayons up both her pussy and her butthole
45. deidre has spent hours perfecting her hand writing
46. it doesn’t matter how hot it is, deidre cannot sleep without the blanket
47. she hates sleeping bags
48. deidre has worn 2 different shoes to work
49. deidre is a cat person. If Master would let her she would have more than 2. When she gets old and wrinkly, she wants to be the “cat lady”
50. deidre has fantasies that involve catholic priests
51. and corvette bondage
52. and specially made saddles on horses
53. deidre used to be a man
54. ok, not really 
55. deidre wishes her hair were wavy and dark auburn
56. she wishes her eyes were green
57. and she spoke with an Irish accent.
58. deidre loves the smell of alfalfa
59. hypocrisy really bugs deidre
60. though sometimes she is guilty of it herself
61. deidre loves country music and line dancing
62. she can also waltz, two step, and 10 step, but that’s about as far as her dancing skills go
63. deidre is learning to play the guitar
64. she has played the piano since she was 10
65. deidre hates the number 666
66. if MoonShadow was a human we would be having a steamy lesbian love affair right now.
67. deidre knocks on wood and tosses salt over her shoulder when necessary (yes NECESSARY)
68. deidre’s favorite holiday is Halloween
69. this is the perfect number.
70. deidre hates the color red
71. she doesn’t have a favorite flower
72. deidre drinks way too much coffee
73. deidre says random kooky things that drive Master crazy
74. deidre is fascinated by the idea of what might come out if she had a high colonic
75. deidre has used the word ‘deidre’ way to much in this list.
76. there doesn’t appear to be much as far as synonyms go (for the word deidre).
77. deidre’s moon sign is cancer
78. when she sleeps the blanket has to be hanging exactly the same on both sides of the bed. Somehow, even if only off by an inch or two deidre can tell and will freak out if not allowed to fix it.
79. deidre can’t sing well
80. she hates wearing a lot of makeup
81. she can be ready to go out in less than 10 minutes
82. this girl made her own wedding dress
83. she’s recently developed a slight fear of large needles
84. she has never had more than 2 cocks inside her at once
85. deidre thinks Master has beautiful eyes
86. deidre does not like slow, soft, romantic sex
87. she wants to receive an OTK spanking in Cinderella’s castle
88. deidre has probably only been really angry 3 or 4 times in her life
89. when she is she can be quite the vindictive bitch
90. deidre believes in fairies
91. deidre is camera shy
92. when something is really funny deidre cackles
93. sometimes she snorts too
94. deidre loves steak…loves it like a wild animal. If she could, she would pick it up whole with her hands and tear it apart with her teeth
95. deidre has crushes on other owned slaves on LiveJournal
96. she loves doing crossword puzzles with Master
97. and shouting out absurd answers during Jeopardy
98. and beating Master at Trivial Pursuit (so far it’s only happened once, but it was fun)
99. deidre loves to read
100.Her favorite movies at the moment are The Piano and Very Bad Things
101.she’s amazed that she actually came up with so many things!