Monday, January 08, 2007

Antiques Road Show

Antiques Road Show on PBS is a show that deidre has enjoyed for a very long time. she didn't realize until tonight though that watching it can give her new ideas for things to push inside her little twat. Here's an example:

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It's a poi grinder from Hawaii. It was surprisingly erotic to watch as the host of the show handled these objects. They even commented on the nice mushroom shape at the top. deidre wants one! she'd love nothing more than to keep it on a shelf with Master's other artifacts. Occasionally it could be brought down so that she could sit on it, impaled by stone, bouncing up and down or grinding as Master instructed.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

If It Be Your Will

If It Be Your Will by Leonard Cohen


If it be your will

That I speak no more

And my voice be still

As it was before

I will speak no more

I shall abide until

I am spoken for

If it be your will

If it be your will

That a voice be true

From this broken hill

I will sing to you

From this broken hill

All your praises they shall ring

If it be your will

To let me sing

From this broken hill

All your praises they shall ring

If it be your will

To let me sing



If it be your will

If there is a choice

Let the rivers fill

Let the hills rejoice

Let your mercy spill

On all these burning hearts in hell

If it be your will

To make us well



And draw us near

And bind us tight

All your children here

In their rags of light

In our rags of light

All dressed to kill

And end this night

If it be your will



If it be your will.

Friday, January 05, 2007

mmmmm.....

While Master and K went to The Pier for New Year’s Eve, deidre stayed home and worked. she ended up getting a call a little after 8 pm that lasted strait through midnight. Before either of us wanted the time together to end it was interrupted by another call on his end. A fuck friend of his, B…., was calling. He decided to let deidre go (phone fuck vs. real fuck? The choice is kind of simple) The next afternoon deidre got the following e-mail:

"I loved spending New Years with you. I would have preferred you being in person. I fucked you around noon today. My friend B... was cast as you."

This slut loves that there’s a strong sexy man out there using another woman’s body in deidre’s place. she wonders who else is imagining fucking this girl when they’re getting it on...

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

If deidre was...

1.- If I were a fruit I'd be...a kiwi
2.- If I were a color I'd be... deep dark purple
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... black panther
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... coffee maker
5.- If I were a book I'd be... Worm Story
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be...a really fun looking well worn/loved sock
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be...emerald
8.- If I were an object I'd be... Master’s pocked knife
9.- If I were a car I'd be... a forest green Dodge Ram 2500 extended cab long bed with leather interior and a kick ass sound system
10.- If I were an element I'd be... water
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... a Weeping Higan Cherry Tree
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... hot chocolate with extra whipped cream
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be...Pumpkin Pie
14.- If I were a person I'd be...uh…deidre
15.- If I were a planet I'd be...Mercury
16.- If I were an insect I'd be...a lady bug
17.- If I were public transport I'd be...a trolly
18.- If I were a song I'd be...Moonlight Sonata
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... The Piano
20.- If I were a season I'd be... Autumn
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... baby’s breath
22.- If I were a job I'd be... a phone sex op
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... The Smurfs
24.- If I were a place I'd be... StoneHenge
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... handmade
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... a happy thought
27.- If I were a city I'd be... a small French village
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... sound
29.- If I were a game I'd be... Dark Cloud
30.- If I were a candy I'd be... Candy Corn or Jelly Bellys
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... Dusk
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... a realistic deidre doll?
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be... the curve of a woman’s ass, or a man’s palm
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Wales
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... white chocolate mint
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... swimming
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... October hay bales mixed with apple cider
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... human sexuality
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... cherished on the mantle
40.- If I were a building I'd be... a secret sound proofed underground bunker
41.- If I were a month I'd be...October
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be...Xerius
43.- If I were a gummy candy I'd be...sour gummy worm
45.- If I were a toy I'd be...a giant Eeyore!
46.- If I were a textile I'd be...raw silk or flannel
47.- If I were a shape I'd be...a small dot
48.- If I were an answer I'd be...blowing in the wind
49.- If I were a common licorice I'd be...red twist
50.- If I were a word I'd be...inexpressable

Friday, December 29, 2006

Going Home

Master, the panting dogs, K and deidre all head back down to Florida tomorrow afternoon. It'll be so good to see MoonShadow and Xavia again, as well as to load up the iPod with music. deidre realized this morning that she can actually download some of the things that she's wanted to right onto her iPod. Now she can listen to all of the recordings at Dirty Girl Radio as well as Miss Isabella's special wet dreams recording. she's been wanting to do these for a while, but it's not very slavelike to just sit down in front of the computer, hogging it so that she can listen to sexy women. Especially when Master has things to do that actually accomplish something.

K will only be there until Tuesday and then things will settle back into normality for deidre. she's missed it. After only a few days here she began to wonder what she was so excited about in the first place. When she's here she can't be deidre. she's C**** a slightly quirky, young woman dating a 53 year old man. she's constantly on guard making sure that she's speaking in 1st person, that she's calling Master by His name rather than Master and looking for little opportunities when K is in the bathroom or something to remind Master that she hasn't forgotten her place. Most of the time she's running around in nothing but a pair of knee-highs so when K comes home she has to run into the bedroom and find something normal to put on.

Considering her recent writings about domestic incarceration deidre sure has been doing a lot of socializing. she thinks she's about socialized out which means that she may be a bit more reclusive than usual not only in real life but here too.

In just a few weeks deidre will be flying north to work with isabellaval for the first time. she's so incredibly excited and can't wait to see what the two of Us/us come up with. It's going to be awesome.

It's strange that missa (AKA bella) and deidre occasionally are thinking on the exact same wavelength. Last night deidre was feeling a little bummed, thinking about how Master is her only real connection to something outside of herself and feeling the loss of a sister. When He first proposed the idea of a second slave deidre felt angry and hurt. she couldn't help but feel that maybe she wasn't good enough for Him and the last thing she wanted was another girl with whom she'd have to compete. That was just over 2 years ago. Now deidre wants a sister to share her life with, to giggle with, cry with, snuggle with, make lousy puns with and create super silly girly things that Master just wouldn't (want to) understand. she'd envisioned spending the rest of her life at Master's feet with missa right next to her. Now deidre looks at that spot, and it just feels cold and empty.

deidre keeps hanging on to this hope, as selfish as it is, that the years will go by and eventually the day will come when missa is able to commit herself again the way she really wants to, and that she'll be able to come here and once again offer herself up to Master. deidre wants more than anything for missa to save herself for Master, but this girl also knows that's not very realistic. No one should be forced to go that long without another person to complete them, to love them, take them, spank them. deidre heart is in limbo wanting both to hold onto the hope and wanting to release it, and missa along with it. Geesh. Sometimes life is hard.

Hopefully the cats are still alive when deidre gets home. she has prezzies for them, and love and snuggles. The only problem is that MoonShadow hates K. she hates Him with a passion. When K is at the beach house MS is bitch kitty from hell. Picture Linda Blair as a Siamese cat and you begin to get the idea. Poor kitty still holds a grudge from when K took her uterus and her claws.

Now, deidre's off to pack up all of the stuff We/we're taking with Us/us.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

If deidre's life was a newspaper...

The headlines for 2006 would read:

January
Polyamoury in America - Can it work?

February Witness to Valentines beating keeps quiet

March Polyamoury in America - Can it work? Part Deux

April Thousands of Sea Men killed without mercy in secret operation

May Brokenhearted Lover or Internet Stalker?

June Woman survives stabbing

July Couple reunited after long separation

August Ernesto threatens Florida

September Woman survives abandonment and harassment

October Public expresses mixed reactions to merger announcement

November Horrific Kitchen Accident Leads to Death

December Huge mess created from girl's impalement

Presents etc

Last year when it was time to wrap presents Master instructed deidre to take a big box from the entryway, open it and wrap what was inside. The sender was listed as the Disney Store so deidre had the feeling that it might be something for her. she objected a time or two asking if He was sure that He wanted deidre to open and then wrap ALL of the boxes in the hallway. He said yes, so she did. After she brought them out He realized what He'd done. Basically He'd had deidre wrap the giant Eeyore that He'd gotten for her. deidre still love it. It was and awesome present, she just got it a little early.

This year Master tried, He really did, but at the last moment He blew it. We/we'd brought up to Atlanta a few DVDs, some that had been recorded here and needed to be finalized, some that We/we were just going to swap out with the extensive collection that is here in Atlanta and one that was a present for deidre. Master kind of forgot that the present one was in the stack and He ended up handing it to deidre telling her to put it away with all of the others. Later on He remembered that He had gotten it for deidre, but it was pretty much too late. deidre had already seen it. Master had her wrap it anyway and told her to act surprised when she opened it. It was a copy of 'What Dreams May Come' with Robin Williams. He's one of deidre's favorite actors and that particular movie is a pretty unique one.

Master was a little more successful with keeping this year's "big present" a secret. A few weeks ago an e-mail came in from Apple. Master hid the e-mail in another folder that deidre has no reason to look it. He forgot to mark it as read though so the folder showed as having one new mail in it. deidre's never been prohibited from opening any mail on the computer so she clicked on it. Before she had a chance to read it though Master walked into the room. she told Him that for some reason there was an e-mail from Apple in the Home Owner's Association Folder. That was when He forbid her to look at it.

deidre's a nosy person. she has to know everything. It's part of being a Virgo she thinks. If she knows everything then no surprises can pop up and nothing can ruin any of her carefully made plans. So that e-mail sat there, and sat there, and sat there. deidre knew it was there. she knew that all she'd have to do is open it up and peek at it. Master would never know right? If it had been anyone but Master, deidre probably would have peeked anyway. But fear of disappointing Him kept her from doing it this time. Fear of the strap might have had a little to do with it too.
deidre was allowed to unwrap the present Christmas morning. It was so much sweeter than deidre had expected a present from Master to be this year. He got deidre an iPod! Not only is it the perfect excuse for Master to get rid of deidre's naughty music and country from His iTunes Library but it's also just the right size for deidre to take along with her as she's out jogging or biking. The best part is that Master had it engraved. It says "to my pet from her Master"

deidre really quite easy to please as far as gifts go. The rest of them were little things. Master picked up a set of 3 books called "One Tank Trips" Each one has 52 little road trips that are within a few driving hours of Tampa. We/we've been talking about making day trips on deidre's days off thinking that it might be more relaxing and refreshing than her usual routine lately.
deidre may have mentioned before that K, Master's brother, is the nicest guy in the world. We/we have to be careful about what We/we say when K is around because he remembers every time something is mentioned and will utilize that information when it comes to gifts. It doesn't even have to be a special occasion. K just does things out of the blue for people. It's awesome really. He's probably the nicest most altruistic guy that deidre knows.

Anyway, while We/we were driving home from Orlando, K told Master that he wanted to see the newest 007 movie after we got to St. Pete. deidre had no interest in it but thought that while they were watching their blow 'em up action movie she could slip in and watch SawIII. Master has made it very clear that He has no desire to see any of them, I, II or III, but He doesn't mind if deidre does. Yes, she has a sick, gory, blood and violence loving side to her. she can be pretty twisted sometimes. deidre never got the chance to see SawIII but under the tree from K was a copy of I and II on DVD. Master was even suckered into watching it Christmas Day with K and deidre. It's probably not your typical Holiday Movie, but hey, one can only take so many images of snow and Santa right?

When K came down so that the three of Us/us could go to the Olivia Newton John Concert together earlier this month deidre had some special Sushi prepared for him. K does not like Sushi at all but deidre guilted him into trying some. He was pleasantly surprised. It was a very atypical type of sushi, you see, a type that probably anyone would eat without reservation. The main ingredient is Twinkies J Basically you cut them so that you end up with 4 or 5 round slices of twinkie with the cream in the middle. Next you wrap strips of green fruit roll up around the outside so that it looks like seaweed. Then you push little pieces of raisin, dried apricot, dried cranberry (or any other kind of dried fruit) into the middle where the cream is. If you arrange them onto a plate with some slivers of dried mango (to look like ginger) it makes a wonderful presentation and you have your very own Twinkie Sushi. The recipe is something that deidre found in the twinkie cookbook. K was kind enough to pick up a copy of the book for her and it was waiting for her under the tree.

There were other little things from people, See's Candies, Hams, Turkeys, Toys from Santa, an ONJ CD, other chocolates and candies that deidre can't eat. A gun that shoots a spongy reindeer ball on a string. That one's been particularly fun to shoot at the Mansion Cat, Bugs.

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Of course there were Christmas movies, Christmas dinner, Christmas calls to family and friends etc. All in all it was a wonderful day. deidre is a very happy slave-girl.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Saturday, December 23, 2006

stroke your prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube for deidre

Because of today's news release about catching film of a live giant squid for the first time deidre's been doing research on the fascinating creatures. she loves calamari, it's just about her favorite food, and she would be in tastebud heaven if she actually had hundreds of pounds of squid just waiting to be eaten, but the creatures themselves just seem amazing even if their taste is disregarded.

Scientists have been hoping to study these beautiful creatures for years. Giant Squid carcasses have washed up on beaches or been found in the stomachs of sperm whales, but live ones have rarely been seen by those other than fisherman. The part that really pisses deidre off is that they finally have the opportunity to bring one to the surface and what do they do? Do they tag it and release it back into the ocean? No. Do they attach a camera to it somehow to record what it does? No. They kill it! They have one for the first time and they just butcher it.

Anyway, as deidre was looking up articles she came across one in
wikipedia. The following paragraph made her laugh. More specifically the italicized part of the first sentence.

The reproductive cycle of the giant squid is still a great mystery, but what has been learned so far is both bizarre and fascinating; male giant squid are equipped with a prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube, or penis, of over 3 feet (90 cm) in length, which extends from inside the animal's mantle and apparently is used to inject sperm-containing packets into the female squid's arms — how exactly the sperm then is transferred to the egg mass is a matter of much debate, but the recent recovery in Tasmania of a female specimen having a small subsidiary tendril attached to the base of each of its eight arms could be a vital clue in the solution of this enigma. The giant squid lacks the hectocotylus used for reproduction in many other cephalopods.

deidre is reading this info outloud to Master, stumbling over the words as one does when reading something for the first time and she gets to the part that says "or penis" Well, damn it! why didn't they just say "penis" in the first place? It would've been a whole lot easier and (not that she'd ever be saying this to a giant squid) it sounds so much better to say, "deidre begs to be allowed to suck Your penis" than, "deidre begs to be allowed to worship Your prehensile spermatophore-depositing tube" Somehow the first one just rolls off of the tongue so much more easily.

Friday, December 22, 2006

made it!

We/we made it to Atlanta. It's only about an 8 hour drive, but We/we hit traffic and that made it seem even longer. Both of the dogs are really great about going on trips. Maggie's getting a little older though and having difficulty hoping up into the 4Runner, and Katie has this undying need to pant. She pants the entire way. All 8 hours. Katie's side of the car is on the passenger side, so it's 8 hours of panting right in deidre's ear. Fortunatly Katies knows the dreaded "look" and if she's given it she'll stop for about 15 seconds, so deidre supposes that it could be worse.

deidre was going to wait to do this until after Christmas when she had pictures of everything, but she has no content so she'll just do it now. Before she left St Pete she took pics of the presents that she'd already received.

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This is the set of journals that NiteFlirt sent to deidre. They are the perfect size for her purse or organizer and will work for taking notes or writing grocery lists etc. The journals that they sent last year are still pretty much unused and sitting in a file cabinet in St. Pete. deidre never does private handwritten journal writing anymore. she's sure that eventually she'll find some use for them though.
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These are some of the recent gifts from sissy4ladyd There's the nice big dong that he sent, a mini clit vibrator (which was a 2 pack) a Leonard Cohen CD and a wonderful pendant which contains Moonstone, one of deidre's favorite stones.
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This is the Luck Elephant that slave_karirenee sent to deidre. Thank you kari!
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These little duckies came from K. The match the duckies from her birthday that have party hats and cakes, and the ones from halloween that are "dressed" as witches, kitties, vampires, frankenduckies and ghosts. deidre wants to order a few more reinduckies so that she can have Santaduck in his sleigh pulled by his jolly team. Of course she will have to paint one of their beaks read so that he can be ruducky with his beak so bright.
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This is the Coffee Maker from slavemasterd (Thank You, MasterD!) deidre's only had one morning without it so far but she already misses it. The one here in Atlanta must be a leftover prop from "Honey, I Shrunk the Coffee Pot" It's very cute but only makes 4 cups at a time, which is actually only about a cup and a half of the mug that deidre uses.
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We/we have a real tree again this year for the second year in a row! deidre can't help but feel that somehow having a fake tree is cheating. A fake tree may have perfect limbs and the exact proper number of lights attached, but it's not the same. Before deidre met Master she used to live a short drive from the El Dorado National Forest. Trees grew well there and there were several Christmas tree farms. we'd all pile up in the truck and go tromping through the forest to find the perfect tree. Then we'd cut it down and drag it up to the little booth, pay for our new little tree friend, have some cider and take it home. A. always got to have a little potted tree of her own so that she could have something to decorate for her room as well.

Tonight after K got home from work the 3 of Us/us decorated this year's tree with lights and ornaments. Thank god deidre is around. If it wasn't for her the tree would be full of Star Trek, The Simpsons and Scooby Doo ornaments. It was okay when it was 2 bachelors celebrating Christmas together, but honestly a Christmas tree really needs a bit of a feminine touch so that it can be pretty. Now there are still cheesy bachelor decorations but deidre's added ornaments from her childhood, homemade shell ornaments and a few that she has begged and pleaded with Master to buy to offset the Bird of Prey and Enterprise that just don't seem to fit the theme too well. You can't see too well in the photo, but Our/our little tree seems just perfect now!

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This is the first year that We/we've left the cats behind. The cats usually travel in the rig right along with the dogs. They're lose so that they can move about and have their own litter box so that there aren't any messes. In Master's opinion though having them along on trips is a pain in the ass. Xavia behaves very well. She finds a soft out of the way place, lies down and stays there unless she has to go potty. MoonShadow cries and cries for the first half hour. Then she calms down a little bit. She roams from the front of the rig to the back, rubbing up against the dogs, helping Master drive (He actually puts her paws up on the steering wheel) or curled up on deidre's lap sleeping. All of that is really nothing though. Master stops every 2 hours to let the dogs have a break. They stretch their legs, have some water and go to the bathroom if they need to. As soon as the vehicle starts to slow, MoonShadow gets excited. she wants out. The last time We/we traveled up here she got her wish. Master kind of forgot that MS was in the car, opened the door to let the dogs in and the cat shot right out. deidre was inside the gas station at the time, and knew when she came out from the look on Master's face that something really bad must've happened.

The gas station We/we were at was, luckily, one of those places that's kind of isolated. There weren't a bunch of other stores or parking lots around however behind the gas station was a mechanic's garage. There were about 25 cars parked out in a field of dead weeds. There were hundreds of places for MoonShadow to hide and run to. She took advantage of a lot of them. At first deidre couldn't even find her. Then finally she saw her kitty crouched under a car. deidre tried to grab her but she'd just run under another car, dashing from tire to tire. After about 10 minutes deidre was in tears. Part of her knew that Master wouldn't decide to just leave with out the cat, but there was still a part of her that thought that at some point He would just lose patience and decide that it wasn't worth it. The cars that MoonShadow was scurrying to were getting closer and closer to a high chain-link fence. On the other side of the fence was what looked like an endless wooded area that MoonShadow could slip into and never be found again. deidre, who is normally calm in any situation, was beginning to freak out even more. Finally deidre was able to get close enough to MS that she could dive for the cat, grab a leg, even if the fucker ended up breaking, and catch the little shit before she got away again. It worked. deidre hasn't felt such and incredible release of fear in a long time. she was laughing and crying at the same time, basically hysterical.

Since then deidre's only been away from home once for a trip where the cats couldn't be left alone. It was back in June when she went to California to visit her family though and Master stayed home. He was there to keep them company, to feed and water them and to change the litter box so that they could have a clean potty place. This time they have no company except each other. As much as MoonShadow would like to deny it, her sister, Xavia does not like being pounced on out of the blue, she does not want to play, or be chased. In fact, deidre thinks that if cats are capable of hate then that is exactly what Xavia feels toward MoonShadow. Intense eternal feline hate. So they aren't really the best company for each other. deidre doesn't have to worry about their food, water or litterbox because a neighbor will be checking on them every other day just to make sure everything ok.

deidre guesses that the biggest problem really is that deidre misses them. she keeps walking past the bench in the foyer that MS hangs out on expecting to see her, but she's not there. The bed seems so big without Xavia stretching out to take up half (deidre literally means 1/2) of the bed. Poor kitties. Poor deidre. At least it's only another 7 days until she gets to go home knowing that MS and Xavia are both there, not having to worry for another 8 hour doggie-pant filled drive that one of them might get out or pooping when We/we've just left a place where it can be thrown away. Yeah yeah yeah...deidre knows. If the worst thing that happens to her today is that she's worried about her cats, who are well taken care of even when she's not there, then she's probably having a damn good day.